Thursday, August 27, 2009

"He Floated Over On His Carpet, Looked Me In The Eye, And Said No."

The Onion's on a roll. This piece endears their writers to me more than any other from the past year. The elephant in the room, the genie in a bottle, it's all in there. Gorgeous.

Here, they skewer the bogus sports "journalists" that have covered for baseball's juicers over the past decade. Replace the word "genie" with the word "steroids" and there's virtually no difference between the below "senior baseball analyst" and the hacks from ESPN, TSN, Yahoo Sports, Fox Sports...


Baseball Superstar Accused of Performance-Enhancing Genie Use

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