The Onion uses this piece as a send up of Matt Millen, of course, but let's be honest: Matt Millen doesn't have enough football credibility to fill a coffee cup anymore.The nation's 14 million unemployed persons experienced a combination of rage, disbelief, and near-suicidal depression after seeing former Lions CEO Matt Millen—long regarded as one of the most resoundingly incompetent failures in management history—working as a football analyst on Wednesday's SportsCenter...
"Does ESPN hate football? Do they hate their viewers? Because I know about 40 unemployed guys down at the sports bar who could do that job better than Matt Millen."
It's The Onion, but boy does the story reek of truth.
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