Thursday, January 29, 2009

One Dollar Is a Tragedy, 900 Billion is a Statistic

$70 million for smoking cessation.

$335 million for prevention of STDs.

Why? Well, health care, of course!

I love the HC stuff. You can plug anything into it: "$20 billion for food stamps. You know, so people won't starve. $70 million to quit the butts, because people don't yet know smoking's bad for them. $335 million for sex ed, because people don't know that sex without a rubber is dangerous and they could end up at the doctor's office. $400 million for global warming research, because people could die in a drought next February. What's that? Oh, the $50 million for the National Endowment for the Arts? Well, the way we see it, if people are looking at a sculpture made out of Coca-Cola cans and empty Snickers wrappers, at least they won't be outside getting run over by one of our new cars, which will cost you $600 million (which itself is on top of the $3 billion we already spend on cars every year, just don't tell anybody)."

I wonder if anyone knows had badly they're being taken? This is the biggest robbery in world history. $900,000,000,000.

I don't ever want to hear the argument that Bush's war cost too much dough. This "stimulus package" from the US government spends more than Iraq and Afghanistan combined, and it's supposed to be shelled out in just a couple of years. Obama's excuse: the $900 billion will create 3 million jobs over "the next few years." The next few years? Some stimulus plan. A real kick start.

I also don't want to hear about Palin being a dope ever again, while the Speaker of the House gets a pass. In this clip, the woman who wants 900 billion dollars makes Palin look like Socrates. Let's be real. If this person asked you for 10 cents and gave this as her excuse, would you give it her?

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