I See A Higher Premium In Your Future

Wondering why your insurance company hasn't paid your claim yet? They've been busy consulting their astrologist to find out which star sign indicates the better chance of a wreck.

Yahoo: David Neave, director of general insurance for The Co-Operative Insurance, said: 'The results show that certain star signs are unluckier than others.

'This survey may yield some surprising results, but consumers can rest assured that we will not be adding a 'star sign' to our list of rating factors.'

Yeah, right. Rest assured and insurance company aren't words that usually go together in the same sentence. I'll give Dave two seconds to ask his seer if I believe him or not.

The list:

SAGITTARIUS Top
SCORPIO 2nd
LIBRA 3rd
LEO 4th
VIRGO 5th
AQUARIUS 6th
CAPRICORN 7th
PISCES 8th
CANCER 9th
TAURUS 10th
GEMINI 11th
ARIES 12th