CNN - Life In The Tank

A quick snapshot of how CNN sees things tonight. No Bias, No Bull, baby.

These are the items heading their Politics front page. Click to enlarge.

First, a whole lot of top stories to make Barack Obama look wonderful and McCain like a loser, plus a big headline saying...what? That conservatives are tweaking their tactics by putting guns to people's heads? The front page doesn't elaborate.


On the same page you'll find this cartoon by Bill Mitchell, who perfectly embodies the unbiased coverage of CNN. This cartoon is in keeping with the Halloween spirit. It shows Palin as a witch and says her best shot at national politics will arrive in 2012.


Hey, who needs an election, anyway?

Let's let Tito the Builder rough up the media a bit. Best lines: "Listen, don't pretend that we American people are stupid," and "These are to intimidate Colmes."