Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Barkley Doing Time

Only five days, which is almost nothing, but I guess it sends some kind of message. Right?

It shouldn't surprise me anymore that these rich cats go drinking and driving. But when will they get it through their heads that they have more than enough cash to hire a fulltime driver?

Then again, Barkley said he had a major league good excuse. Let me see, how do I word this for the family crowd...Okay, Barkley gets stopped by the cops. They decide he's drunk, then ask him where he's going. Barkley says he's going to get oral sex from a girl. He says that just last week, the lady had given him the best oral sex of his life. Then he tells civilian police workers that he will, "Tattoo my name on your ass" if they let him off. Then he laughs, realizes his mistake, and says he will "Tattoo your name on my ass" if they let him off. And laughs again.

The cops described him as "cordial."

You can read the full police report here.

A couple of other Barkley mug shots can be found here and here. One is for the time in '97 when he was charged for throwing a guy through a bar's plate glass window. The other's for a time in '91 when he was charged for slugging a guy. He was acquitted of that charge.

Mug Shot: The Smoking Gun

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I never understood why these idiot celebrities never hire a driver or get a cab home when they've had a few. It happens so frequently, it's like Orange is the new DUI! Crazy!!