She is not going to be the next vice president of the United States. She has gone home to Alaska, to resume her role as governor. She's out of national politics for the near future.
Not good enough for the Republican boneheads that got pasted in the presidential election.
McCain's insiders need a scapegoat. They need to paint Sarah Palin as a hick, a slut, and an idiot. The press are only too happy to help, reporting rumor as fact, shirking their duty to give the same scrutiny to the new president-elect of the United States.
Carl Cameron of Fox News, quoting anonymous McCain insiders: There are stories that say she would look at her press clippings in the morning and throw what has been described to me as "tantrums." One of the more infamous stories that's now come out is there was a time when McCain staffers went to collect her at her hotel room and she had just stepped out of the shower and essentially met them wrapped in a bathrobe [or was it two towels? See below]. They were taken aback by that. They have suggested that she's a bit of a shopoholic and that on more than one occasion she would go out and buy clothes that to many seemed unnecessary because the campaign had already provided her with a very large wardrobe, uh, a wardrobe that famously rang up a bill of $150,000, mostly because they bought extra sizes to make sure everything fit.
Nice guys. Just in case the governor had a fat butt, they bought extra sizes.
Palin didn't order the clothes. They were bought for her by the campaign before she even hit the ground in Minnesota. But she's a shopoholic bitch. The anonymous sources say so.
There's more. From Newsweek: At the GOP convention in St. Paul, Palin was completely unfazed by the boys' club fraternity she had just joined. One night, Steve Schmidt and Mark Salter went to her hotel room to brief her. After a minute, Palin sailed into the room wearing nothing but a towel [but I thought they told Cameron it was a robe?], with another on her wet hair. She told them to chat with her laconic husband, Todd. "I'll be just a minute," she said.
Well, that settles it. She's a tramp, and her dumb hillbilly husband doesn't mind people checking out his half-naked wife.
Another report from anonymous sources says that Palin didn't know Africa was a continent, or which countries were in the North American Free Trade Agreement. So she's a bimbo.
I heard from a few anonymous sources today. They said all of the guys working on the McCain campaign were drunk, hooked on crack, and liked to frequent red light districts in every state they visited. All of the McCain campaign's men wear ladies underwear and sing show tunes in the shower.
Go ahead. Prove me wrong. I can't divulge my anonymous sources, so good luck.
Sarah Palin has refused to comment on the attacks against her, saying that she won't comment unless these anonymous sources identify themselves. She has called them "small, bitter people." AOL news says the stories are bogus and CNN half-heartedly says it's a crock. Says Palin, "If I cost John McCain even one vote, I am sorry because he is, I believe, the American hero." She says she loves him. She hopes she can work with president-elect Barack Obama to make the USA energy independent, and show him what Alaska has to offer.
Palin understands politics is a tough business. She's honorable in defeat and holds her head high.
Sarah Palin was the best man in the election, and she will be missed.
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